Please pardon my use of expletives in the following short story. =)

It was 5.05pm,

reports were sent 1 by 1 to my comp...

while i compiled, Fuckers A and B packed up their things and started to stroll around the warehouse.

5.28pm,

Fuckers A and B said to my boss that they will be going off first, i'm still busy compiling the reports.

5.30pm,

One of the managers came over and asked me questions about the inspection and report results. Compiling put on hold while i was answering the manager.

5.50pm,

Done compiling the reports, beginning to write email and report summary.

5.55pm,

Fuckers A and B suddenly appear and ask "Eh, why so slow, faster send the report leh! Boss says he is waiting for it."

5.59pm

Sent report to customer and boss, packed up and returned the equipment.

6.00pm

Fuckers A and B time out their card with me, so effectively i work 30mins overtime typing a report that both FUCKERS refuse to do, while both FUCKERS "work" 30mins overtime by going for a smoke break and coming back at the last minute to lecture me about the report progress.

End of the day, me and both FUCKERS get paid the same amount of overtime.

The End.

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8:02 PM

taking a plate - 5 seconds
opening a can of tuna mayo - 2 seconds
slathering wholemeal bread with lots of tuna mayo - 15 seconds
adding a slice of mozzarella cheese and topping with bread - 8 seconds
cook in microwave oven - 30seconds

who said it takes more than a minute to make dinner?!

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8:20 PM